Brandon: Has Jacob broken the vcr yet?
Me: Not so far. Why?
Brandon: Do you have any broken electronic stuff that I can have?
Me: Not at the moment. Why?
Brandon: I need some electronic stuff.
Me: We can let Jacob in your room to break something.
Brandon: NOOOOO!
Me: You'll just have to wait for him to break the vcr then.
Brandon: Ah, man. Now he probably won't break it.
