Brandon: Mom, can you get me some ketchup?
Me: I'm pretty sure you can go back to the refrigerator you just walked past to get to me and get your own ketchup.
Brandon: Dad, can you pour me some ketchup?
Rick: You can get your own ketchup.
Brandon: But can you open it for me? It's too hard.
Rick: Even your brother can manage to flip up a lid on a ketchup bottle.
Brandon: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who can lift furniture. He can.
I guess he got us on that one.
