Once upon a time, there were 4 brave knights and 2 mean ogres. They had gathered together for their annual confetti egg fight. The knights decided that their best course of action was to gather together in their fortress, counting on their fortress to shield them from the eggs lobbed by the ogres.
This year, for the first time, the brave knights also had a secret weapon: silly string. While Sir Garett distracted the Rick Ogre with this new and powerful weapon, Sir Nick and Sir Erik began throwing eggs at the ogres, which distracted the ogres enough that...
Sir Garett and Sir Brandon could mount a sneak attack on the egg supply! The brave knights made off with many rounds of ammunition before the Stephen Ogre used the only defense available to him--he sat on the live ammunition!
As the brave knights were celebrating their coup, the began to hoard the eggs in the fortress and not return fire. The ogres thought this very strange. Why have ammunition if you don't plan to use it? Were the knights no longer interested in fighting? So Ogre Stephen hatched a daring plan to raid the fortress with a full frontal assault on the drawbridge, coming away with most of the previously purloined ammunition.
The knights did not like this. Sir Brandon tried to get the eggs back, but resorted to hitting and kicking the Rick Ogre until Sir Brandon had a meltdown and had to sit out of the game until he could calm down. And then when the game resumed, all the eggmunition was spent and the ogres could finally get some peace and quiet.
This year, for the first time, the brave knights also had a secret weapon: silly string. While Sir Garett distracted the Rick Ogre with this new and powerful weapon, Sir Nick and Sir Erik began throwing eggs at the ogres, which distracted the ogres enough that...
Sir Garett and Sir Brandon could mount a sneak attack on the egg supply! The brave knights made off with many rounds of ammunition before the Stephen Ogre used the only defense available to him--he sat on the live ammunition!
As the brave knights were celebrating their coup, the began to hoard the eggs in the fortress and not return fire. The ogres thought this very strange. Why have ammunition if you don't plan to use it? Were the knights no longer interested in fighting? So Ogre Stephen hatched a daring plan to raid the fortress with a full frontal assault on the drawbridge, coming away with most of the previously purloined ammunition.
The knights did not like this. Sir Brandon tried to get the eggs back, but resorted to hitting and kicking the Rick Ogre until Sir Brandon had a meltdown and had to sit out of the game until he could calm down. And then when the game resumed, all the eggmunition was spent and the ogres could finally get some peace and quiet.
